I'm The Slime - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

I am gross and perverted

IЂ™m obsessed Ђ™n deranged

I have existed for years

But very little had changed

I am the tool of the government

And industry too

For I am destined to rule

And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious

But you canЂ™t look away

I make you think IЂ™m delicious

With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get

Have you guessed me yet?

I am the slime oozinЂ™ out

From your tv set

You will obey me while I lead you

And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we donЂ™t need you

DonЂ™t got for help… no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled

It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told

Until the rights to you are sold

ThatЂ™s right, folks.

DonЂ™t touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video

OozinЂ™ along on your livinЂ™room floor

I am the slime from your video

CanЂ™t stop the slime, people, lookit me go