Mary Lou - Frank Zappa

I’m gonna tell you a story about Mary Lou

I mean the kind of a girl who make a fool of you

Shed make a young man groan and a poor man pain

The way she took my money was a cryin' shame

Mary Lou, she took my watch and chain

Mary Lou, she took my diamond ring

Mary Lou, she took my Cadillac car

Jumped in my kitty and then drove afar

Well, she picked up from Georgia, moved to Kalamazoo

Made her a fortune outta fools like you

Met her a rich man who was married and had two kids

She stoked that cat till he flipped his lid

Mary Lou, she took my watch and chain

Mary Lou, she took my diamond ring

Mary Lou, she took my Cadillac car

Jumped in my kitty and then drove afar

Well, she came back to town about a week ago

Told me she was sorry, she had hurt me so

I had a 55 Ford and a two dollar bill

The way she took that man, she gave me a chill

Mary Lou, she took my watch and chain

Mary Lou, she took my diamond ring

Mary Lou, she took my Cadillac car

Jumped in my kitty and then drove afar

Mary Lou

(Mary Lou, Mary Lou)

And too

(Big fool, big fool)

Ahh, Mary Lou

(Mary Lou, Mary Lou)

Oh, child you big fool

(Big fool, big fool)

You did everything for him that you could do

Mary Lou, Mary Lou

You did everything for him that you could do

Mary Lou, Mary Lou

You did everything for him that you could do