The Motel Lobby - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

Sure, man, and I’ll go until two and I’m gonna be in there supporting 'em,

in fact I’ll sit in with those guys.

I’m into it, I’ll sing a little «Blue Moon.

.. «Hey man.

..

Listen, this is a nice place, man, it’s got a beautiful room.

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Don’t give me that man, it’s plastic city, it bites, the guy behind.

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Relax and enjoy some of the wo-, wonderments of nature.

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No no no no, the guy behind the desk is a werewolf.

You can’t give me any of

that, the chick over there’s been dead for twenty minutes.

I’m hip to this

place, I’ve seen 'em in my sleep, man

Hey, listen, I’ve never seen you this way, man

No, man, I’m not keyed at all

You’re unpleasant

I’m not unpleasant!

I can’t wait to sign the card and check into my little

closet.

Unpack my leather cape, hang it up on the wall, get out the washboard,

put away my nitty books and get into it!

I’m gonna go down and cruise in that

lounge, man, I’m gonna have.

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Watch this, it’s right in there, just step right in

I’m gonna take a look

Hello, Frank.

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Ooohoowwoh!

Hey, what is this, man?

Is this the can-can room?

This place waits for us, man

This place waits us!

Is there a piano?

There’s a juke box with a lotta hokie country songs on it.

I am coming in here

and getting blotto in about ten minutes

Oh, man, me too!