Rated Hard PG, for Spookiness - Fred Armisen, Kristen Bell, Tituss Burgess

Now, as night falls, we move on to the most exciting part of the tour

The deleted night scenes

Come, let’s amble into the ramble

You may be wondering why they deleted these night scenes

Was it because they were too scary

You be the judge

Wait, what’s happening?

Sure, Home Alone 2 was rated PG

But the unreleased director’s cut was a hard PG

For spookiness

Remember when bigons attacked the bad guys

Bet you never saw the deleted night scene

When they were attacked again by bats

Okay, this is getting a little freaky

Listen, do you hear that?

Those aren’t normal bats

Some say the production company snuck them in from Woodland, New Jersey

And when filming was over, they released them into the park to breed

This isn’t fun anymore

Don’t be scared.

I’m sure there is no —

Bats!