Love and Math -

You may not like me now, but we have one thing in common:

We’re both in love with math

So let’s attempt to solve this problem

Break down the factors of these two actors

You’ll see that I’m the one your left brain is after

Well, you might want to subtract me, but I just want to add you

So to break into your quadrant, I’ll do everything I have to

Give me a sign;

am I going off on a tangent?

I took my hope for us and I graphed it

Why ask if the probability of this working out is low?

Let’s just try to make it function and see how it goes

We can dig trig or the Next Big Thing

Formulaic love I promise not to bring

Overlook my defects as I solve for 3x

'Cause what I lack in brains, I make up in respect

And I hope that if you find me statistically deficient

You’ll at least find me linguistically exquisite

Take my digits in yours

See what I have to offer

We’ll have memories to store if we just divide and conquer

And honey, I promise you that as long as I’m able

I’ll keep on preparing you the finest In-Out tables

Peace out