The He Man Woman Haters Club - From First To Last

It’s so hard meeting girls I respect

In all these awful places

I’m never home for more than a week

The only people I see are either

Down on their luck

Drunken girls at the pub

Or the skanky almost hooker types

That dance at the club

And I always think

Why do I get dressed up to

Walk around saying what the fuck?

At the end of the day

It matters more what you do than what you say

I wish I knew some girls that aspired to be more than famous whores

As long as I’m on tour

I’ll boldly go where every man has been before

A blonde in a short shirt no bra and a thong may be fun to make eyes at,

not bring home to your mom

I want a girl that can talk

I want a girl that can think,

Not someone I’m ashamed of every time that they speak

I want a girl that takes pride

In the strength of her mind

And even more so if the sentiment can be justified

At the end of the day

It matters more what you do than what you say

I wish I knew some girls who aspired to be more than famous whores

As long as I’m on tour It’s any port in the storm