Call the Doctor - Funkadelic

It was no potion, that notion that led to my devotion

To movin' movin', and if the anti-grooves just cannot soothe

Your desperate funkish urge for groovin' and if your funk is ailin' still

There’s no cure, there ain’t no pills

He’s the one that can do it for ya

One and one and one is three

Dr. Funk is all you need, he’s the one that can heal it for ya

If you lived a funkless life

Groovin' less, feelin' un-nice, he’s the one that can change it for ya

If you want some quick reaction

Guarantees you satisfaction, you’ll groove the world

Oh oh oh, he’s got your prescription, he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Don’t use no funny pills, 'cause he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Through funk is how he heals, he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor

If you lived a funkless life

Groovin' less, feelin' un-nice, he’s the one that can change it for ya

If you want some acleyfaction

Pull your funk up out of traction

You’ll groove the world

Oh oh oh, he’s got your prescription, he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Don’t use no funny pills, 'cause he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Through funk is how he heals, he’s the doctor

Calling the doctor

Duh duh duhduh duh, call the doctor

You’ve got to call, call the doctor (x3)

Yes, you’ve got to call, call the doctor

Ah, call the funky doctor when you’re down on your side

Call the doctor

And prepare your anatomy for takin' a ride

He’s the one that can do it for ya

Call the doctor

Wooo, when you need a cure and it’s got to be real

Call the doctor

He’s the P in prescriptions with the thrill of a pill

He’s the one that can do it for ya

Call the doctor, wooo

He’s the doctor, he will take care all your ills

Call the doctor