Gallery of Thrills - The Number Twelve Looks Like You

Would you like to hear a race of beings that actually think Eart belongs to

them?

That’s right, I kid you not!

Step right in and see how they believe the planet belongs to them,

but as we all know

As we all know

We belong to the planet

BUT NOT HERE

That’s right come step right in and have a float through our peculiar,

yet fantastical

Gallery Of Thrills!

We’re all dying

Gallery Of Thrills!

We’re all dying

Yes I know

You may have traveled

The far corners of the universe

In search of intelligent life

But I’m here to tell you

You won’t find

That here

No!

You must keep a move on my friend

Come stop on in

If you would like to feel

A thrill

Down your spine!

We alive men truly believe they are superior to women

We have people who kill animals with military-grade weapons

That call themselves hunters and deem it a sport!

Ha, that’s right!

Right here!

I kid you not, it is one bizarre gallery we have here, I assure you

Boy we got it all here

I wish I could say these were fake creations coming from my carnie mouth …

But sadly this is all real

Right, now this is just the tip of the iceberg here, why don’t you come swing

on by

Swing on by and see for yourself, the Gallery of Thrills

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish you Martians would just beam me up

I would feel more safe in the unknown than what is known here