I Like People - George Carlin

Now, you wouldn’t know it from some of the things I’ve said over the years, but I like people.

I do.

I like people, but I like them in short bursts.

I don’t like people for extended periods of time.

I’m all right with them for a little while, but once you get up, passed around, minute, minute and a half, I’ve got to get the fuck out of there.

And my reason for this, my reason is for one that you may share possibly.

I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bullshit.

That’s all.

Stupid bullshit.

You know?