All My Ex's Live In Texas - George Strait, Jason Aldean, Ray Benson

All my ex’s live in Texas,

And Texas is a place I’d dearly love to be.

But all my ex’s live in Texas

And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Rosanna’s down in Texarcana;

wanted me to push her broom,

And sweet Ilene’s in Abilene;

she forgot I hung the moon,

And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,

And Dimples who now lives in Temple’s got the law lookin' for me.

I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.

And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.

My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,

But I always come back to myself long before daylight.

Some folks think I’m hidin',

It’s been rumored that I died,

But I’m alive and well in Tennessee.