Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day - Gilbert O'Sullivan

I want to tell you, I might as well do

About a girl I met back in May

Her name is Rita and you should see her

And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day

She’s got a brother like any other

Who got his nose caught inside a gate

And when they freed him, it so relieved him

He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day

You wouldn’t think to look at me

That I was strong

But underneath it all, I really am

And just to prove it, why;

Only the other day

I picked a needle up with one hand

Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford

While taking part in a local play

Was intercepted and then suspected

Of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day

Hey, hey…

Who’s that lady I saw you with?

It was not your wife

It looked to me suspiciously

Like someone I have never seen before in my life

Doo-doo doo-di-doo …

It’s not suprising when you come to think of it

Just what it is that makes people swear

You only have to sing about bleepin' thing

And there’ll be bleeping ev’ry-bleeping-where

Now, if you love me, you’re not above me

And if you don’t, well, what can I say

Except we’ll see when you come to tea, then

You can go Ooh wakka doo wakka

Ooh wakka doo wakka

Ooh

Wakka doo

Wakka day