Down South Boogie - Golden Rules

Everybody on the dance floor moving all around

Do the Down South Boogie

Shaking ass like a closed milk carton

Little momma on the side poppin' coochie

We got another one yeah we got another one

Me and Paul White yeah we got another one

Move cool like a rattlesnake in alligator suite

‘bout to make a movie

I said I got a quick story to tell

Would you mind?

Could you lend me a ear?

I ain’t never seen a dude so cold

Till my reflection when I look right here

Parking lot full of old school cars said she wanna date my automobile

Told her she can have whatever she like

Give anything but my all gold grill

I was born had a dollar twenty-five to my name couldn’t save not a penny

I drink a Dr. Pepper, me and Forrest Gump

Around the time he was still missing Jenny

We got another one yeah we got another one

Took her to the bathroom she was ready for

Move cool like a rattle snake in alligator suite' bout to make a movie

They break dance on a old cardboard on the sidewalk spin on head

Spray paint on the street that’s cool, got graffiti courtesy artist

She twerk hard like she got no spine, double jointed with the nice bow legs

And did a move I ain’t seen before, gotta love a girl with good reflex

Forgot to wipe the vinyl off DJ almost ruined everybody vibe at the party

The needle hit the wax speaker, came alive, went from halfway dead to retarded

Getting hotter then a gas stove, seen flames rise did somebody in here farted

Most of y’all came around for the end, we be gone to my dearly departed

I said I got a quick story to tell

Would you mind?

Could you lend me a ear?

I ain’t never seen a dude so cold

Till my reflection when I look right here

Parking lot full of old school cars said she wanna date my automobile

Told her she can have whatever she like

Give anything but my all gold grill

Me and Paul White yeah we got another one

Move cool like a rattlesnake in alligator suite bout to make a movie

And cut, that’s a wrap, I guess that’s a wrap, I… I can’t even lie,

I don’t think it getin' any better than that