Celebrity Roast - Goretex

Britney gets injections in her cheeks, I’m like Woody Harrelson

Pounds of trees, Celebrity roast, I’m like Howie on speed

Ashley Judd our caps thick

Christina Aguilera’s a hater, it’s cool — she only suck black dick

Levay got Jane beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin

Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine

Pete Townsend: internet pedophile and queer

Micheal’s been buggin', fuckin’these boys for twenty-two years

Givin''em wine, so get away with blood and tango

OJ’s still up in clubs lookin’for blondes to strangle

John Candy: poisioned, Andy Gibb was infected

Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer’s fridge was protected

Bobby turnin’Whitney out, Janet’s titty was flooded

Lil’Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves’got a husband

Walk through walls like David Blaine, I’m ballin’in Maryland

Like Macy Grey at the Grammy’s, come out zapped on heroin

Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows

You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fuckin toes

You’re still a slut, bitch I’ll rip you out your fuckin’clothes

You act as a faggot, when the camera’s on you play the role

Your wife’s eager to take DP’s like Catherine Zeta

Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver

Runnin’a train in Nicole Ritchie, she’s lovin’the needle

A junkie fuck like Yasmin Bleek and a cunt that’s lethal

Misogynist tapes with a killer grimace like Robert Blake

Mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake

Angelina Jolie is sucking off her brother and father

I need sluts thats tough with fat asses like Jennifer Garner

Bendin’her over, coat her with the dips and K I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey

Smashin’up whips like Billy Joel destroying the document

Takin’acid like Kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards)

Melissa Force sucking me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke

With hookers on dope to choke a fuckin’horse

Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem

I’m on top, we cruisin Hollywood, I got 'em