Museum of Stupidity - Graham Parker

One day there’ll be a museum of stupidity

Where we can hang ourselves and throw away the key

Along with the attitudes of the PMRC

And this bullshit drug war full of hypocrisy

The banning of 2 Live Crew

They’ll probably put 2 Live Crew in there, too

A museum of stupidity, oh yeah

One day there’ll be a museum of stupidity

We’ll fill it up with exhibits of idiocy

We’ll throw in religion and what it really means

A way to hammer nails through the back of your brains

The Japanese trawlermen

Who kill everything that moves and call it zen

Museum of stupidity, oh yeah

Look at the walls of the museum of stupidity

You’re bound to find there every advert on American TV

And every page of the British gutter press

We got it for nothing, it was going for less

And we’ll hang it from roof to floor

And throw away the key after locking the door

The museum of stupidity

The museum of stupidity

The museum of stupidity, oh yeah

Oh yeah