Fuck The Valley Fudge - Grandaddy

Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees-

Look at these

rookies around us;

Aren’t you glad you found us?

If you are who you say you are,

get up here to the bar,

We’ll plot out a plan

to take down the man

We’ll start with that new future

superstore and steal all their

decorative rocks,

and fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers

who assist our escape,

We’ve got sandwiches, chips,

and cold Gatorade

We’ll expose all the bicyclists

who really are

DUI students

who can’t drive their cars.

And we’ll take stucco dust

and wet drywall sludge,

combine it just right to make

Fuck the Valley Fudge.

Applebee’s, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds- don’t you see?

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It’s my hate and my love

Nepalese, antifreeze, calories can’t you see?

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It’s my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It’s my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It’s my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

Fuck the valley

Fudge