A Nice Place To Visit... - Guttermouth

I take a look around

Think of places I have been

There really aren’t too many

I would like to see again

I’ve been to 30

8 of 50 states

Most of them I’d shut down

3 or 4 of them are great

Back on the east coast

Dc’s a little shit hole

You’ll freeze to death in JERSEY

But florida’s the best

I think I would rather have

Prostate cancer

Than visit oklahoma

It’s those Sooner’s I detest

When I see the coast

I’m at home at last

Take the Lincoln Monument

And cram it up your ass

Jesus-MotherFucking-Christ, a giant ball of yarn!

Don’t forget to see that thing

When you’re on your way to Yuma

KOA is A-OK

But they ain’t got no Shoney’s

I love turquoise

And shells of abalone

Testicular tumors

Sound so much nicer

Than seeing Dollywood

In the hills of tennessee

Sentence me to life

In a tijuana prison

I don’t really care

Feed Dorito’s to the bears

Fireworks here and there

California is for me

M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(FART!)-i!

Zillions of mosquitos are

Gnawing on my thigh

I really love antiquing

I bought some decoy ducks

In some states your sister

Is the only one you fuck

The nascar whores of north carolina

With ovarian cysts

The size of missouri

Do yourself and stay in California

Bye… bye…bye…goodbye!