Skaters Anthem - Guttermouth

Miscellaneous

Skater’s Anthem

Hey how did everybody get in my room?

It’s saturday, another perfect day

Till I hit the boardwalk

Headed towards the pier

You’re fucking gay

Fuck you, outta my way

50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades

Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won’t hurt

Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah

But until the day you learn to surf or skate

College jackoff faggots

Sportin oakley shades

All on rollerblades

Crash helmets to be safe

All on rollerblades yeah

Crash helmets to be safe

Whoopie its fun to skate

I’ll do a figure 8

Watch me do a circle

Going backwards down the stairs

Oh gee this is fun

Looks like i better run

14 guys on skateboards

Wanna ollie off my head yeah

This sport is so extreme

You roller disco queens

Goin to do the hustle

At the roller wonderland yeah

She blades to shrink her thighs

So she can justify

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese

Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah

Neat, neat I really think its neat

I’m stealing every trick from every

Skateboarder I meet

Neat, neat I really think its neat

You stupid faggot roller bladers

Roller wonderland

Cum guzzlin fruit cakes

I hope you break your hands

Roller wonderland

Cum guzzlin fruit cakes

I hope you break your fucking neck

You stupid rollerskater, get the fuck outta the way!