Bad for You - Haley Bonar

Everything’s bad for you honey,

Everything’s bad for you

Don’t forget what your told or you’ll never grow old

Cause everything’s bad for you

Don’t laugh too much or cry too much

Or eat a candy bar for your lunch

Don’t hope don’t dope or hate the pope

Or use unhypoallergenic soap

Don’t eat don’t chew don’t drive your car

Or pick up strange men from the bar, don’t

Pet stray cats or smoke cigars

Cause all of it’s bad for you

Everything’s bad for you

From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe

Sleeping too much or having nothing to do

Everything’s bad for you

Oh everything’s bad for you

Loud rock n' roll and the government too

Swearing and staring in the swimming pools

Everything’s bad for you

Tha’s right…

TV shows and magazines

Huffin' on markers or gasoline

Dressing like a tramp or a beauty queen, and then

Trying to get to heaven but your hands ain’t clean yeah

Everything’s bad for you

From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe

Sleeping too much or having nothing to do

Everything’s bad for you

Oh everything’s bad for you

Loud rock n' roll and the government too, yeah

Swearing and staring in the swimming pools

Everything’s bad for you, honey, everything’s bad for you

Everything’s bad for you