The Cow Turd Blues - Hank Williams Jr., Trace Adkins

There’s some things in this country

You don’t mess with

And I am blessed to be on that short list

We’re out here in the real world

Not that feel good media swirl

And we’ve something for you, read our lips

They’ve made a huge miscalculation

About the mood of this nation

Good working people done got tired of being wrong

Then they saw one of their own

Get mistreated and dumped on

They was standing behind him, he’s not alone

I wanna dedicate this song

To Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood

And the first man that sent this

President Harry Truman

Never kick the cow turd on a hot bed

Or you might get some poo on your pants legs

Thought they were gonna have some fun

Kidding around with old Hank’s son

But America had my back all the way

Remember never kick the cow turd on a hot bed

Never pick up a rattle snake the wrong way

Never ever kick, would’ve been much smarter to let it sip

Never kick the turd, should’ve let the man just be here

Never kick the cow turd on a hot bed

Absolutely beautiful