Bring a Friend - Happy Mondays

Upped and leave my home,

Left a message on the answerin' phone

You said Whipped through your cash,

Through a porno moustache

Bought a kipper tie and a ticket to fly

Now i’m walking with a swagger,

Going deep down with my dagger

(Scene one, take one)

Clio and her sister Rio, were watching through the keyhole

Make your way in, rub up your skin

Let the scene begin

Well i might be the honky,

But i’m hung like a donkey

So i’m tied to a bed,

With a pussy on my head

Surrounded by ugly girls

There’s no rust on me,

I don’t thrust or breathe

You can see me on page 1 to a hundred and three

Now the rules of my occupation,

I say yes in every situation

You keep an undone fly

Let your nosebag dry

So come on in,

Grease up the skin

Make me seed again, two, two, bring a friend

Don’t need no concentration,

My pelvis is my inspiration

And you run out to work and my tie needs a jerk

I live in a house that’s made out of dirt

Clio and her sister Rio, we’re rubbin through the keyhole

Then we’re makin loud grunts their three little c**ts

And the action started again

So come on in, grease up your skin

Make a scene begin, go go, go go go go