He Went To Jared - Hardy, Morgan Wallen

I still got a shoebox full of money

Sittin' at the top of my closet

From workin' like a dog

Got a chicken-scratch note pad

Of what I woulda said once I bought it

'Til she called it off

Now she’s pickin' out menus and venues and DJs

And his cake and her cake, where the honeymoon gon' be

With a new 'do, with boo-coos of cold cash

I swear that’s the furthest damn thing from me

He went to Ole Miss, I went to work

He pushes paper, I push the dirt

He’s got that clean cut, drivin' him a clean truck

I’m just sittin' here with a beer and my jeans tucked

He’s tyin' cans on the bumper of a car

I’m tyin' one on, takin' it hard

Thinkin' 'bout him there with a white horse and carriage

Nearly three karats, he went to Jared

I went to the bar

Yeah, I went to the bar

What’s your story, Wallen?

Haha, well

I got my own ceremony goin' on right here in the neon

With my best man Jack

It’ll be a meter-on-a-dash smellin'-bad yellow cab takin' me home

He’ll be in a Cadillac

On his ride to the airline

Saint Lucia next to the girl I should still be with

But he went to Ole Miss, I went to work

He pushes paper, I push the dirt

He’s got that clean cut, drivin' him a clean truck

I’m just sittin' here with a beer and my jeans tucked

He’s tyin' cans on the bumper of a car

I’m tyin' one on, takin' it hard

Thinkin' 'bout him there with a white horse and carriage

Nearly three karats, he went to Jared

I went to the bar

Yeah, I went to the bar

Yeah, I went to the bar

Yeah, well maybe I’m drunk and it ain’t that bad

'Cause I ain’t into girls into guys like that

Hell naw

'Cause he went to Ole Miss, I went to work

He pushes paper, I push the dirt

He’s got that clean cut, drivin' him a clean truck

I’m just sittin' here with a beer and my jeans tucked

He’s tyin' cans on the bumper of a car (Bumper of a car)

I’m tyin' one on, takin' it hard

Thinkin' 'bout him there with a white horse and carriage

Nearly three karats, he went to Jared

I went to the bar

Yeah, I went to the bar

Yeah, I went to to the bar

Yeah, yeah, I went to the bar