As Mayor of the Munchkin City - Harold Arlen, E. Y. Harburg

As mayor of the Munchkin City

In the county of the land of Oz

I welcome you most regally

But we’ve got to verify it legally

To see

To see

If she

If she

Is morally, ethically

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably dead!