Boyfriend - Hedge Fund

I got a call from my doctor today

He said, boyfriend

I want you to be my boyfriend, do you understand?

I got a call from my teacher today

She said, boyfriend

I want you to be my boyfriend, do you understand?

Well all these people hold my hand,

And make me say I understand,

I wanna be a boy but now I gotta be a man

I got a call from my best friend Dan,

He said, boyfriend

I want you to be my boyfriend, do you understand?

I got a call from my girlfriend’s Dad,

He said, boyfriend

I want you to be my boyfriend, do you understand?

Well all these people hold my hand,

And make me say I understand,

I wanna be a boy but now I gotta be a man

We all like the feeling of somebody else’s hand,

But we love it when a hand gets pulled away

There’s nothing like achieving such perfection in a plan,

When everything you want is here to stay

I got a call from my lady today she said, boyfriend,

I don’t wanna be your girlfriend anymore

I got a call from my lady today she said, boyfriend,

I don’t wanna be your girlfriend anymore

Well all these people hold my hand,

And make me say I understand,

I wanna be a boy but now I gotta be a man

No we’re not going places,

Same old friends the same old faces,

Meeting after work and talking, bout the times we coulda made it

You’ll find a hole and fill it, I could study shamanism,

You’ll be getting tied up, every night up, after work is finished,

Feed me to an alligator, break my nose and fix it later,

Sue me into dead submission,

Think about it, when you’re kissing him.