Another Better Friend - Hefner

There s no reason to be bored when

A face like yours is adored by all men

Your making up for lost time

And your best ideas were mine

At the age of twenty seven

You realised your bed was empty

A child is what I need but your face is all I see

Those bruises don t betray any violence on my part

You ve taken my possessions and your dressing like a tart

But it s miserable and sluttish to be acting like I do in front of you

No matter how you try you ll never be as cheap as me

When people have got no-one else they can always sleep with me

And no-one else could be a better friend to you than me

It s not love it just smells like it

The scent of summer is so exciting

No matter how you brush your teeth

I can still smell the nicotine

And there s no face I d rather kiss than

Your sweet face, oh when it s smiling

I loved you until you were bedded

And our parents still talk of a wedding

Those bruises don t betray any violence on my part

You ve taken my possessions, we re both dressed up like tarts

But it s miserable and sluttish to be acting like I do in front of you

No matter how you try you ll never be as cheap as me

When people have got no-one else they can always sleep with me

And no-one else could be a better friend to you than me