I Created a Monster - Hello Operator

Been bubbling potions and tonics

Sitting in my laboratory

Oh, I nearly set you on fire girl

To bring you on back to life

But whatever I do

Woke up it was six in the morning

The televisions were howling

That’s when I noticed she’d broken a bitch-shaped hole in the wall

Beware whatever you do

Cos I Created a Monster

She’s living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it’s not in your head

It’s not in your head

It’s not in your head

She’s raiding the kitchens and gardens

I’m fearing this may lead to problems

They’re gonna shoot you down girl

And put you in a hole in the floor

At least that’s what I’d do

Yeah I Created a Monster

She’s living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it’s not in your head

It’s not in your head

It’s not in your…

Dr.Kno, why’d you have to be so critical?

I’m only trying to please you

I suppose I was looking forward to meet

But you’ve created a monster

I’ma give you a monster

I Created a Monster

She’s living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it’s not in your head

It’s not in your head

It’s not in your head