Open Mic - Her Parents

Do you wanna go down the open mic

And sing a song like this?

This guy Brett’s got amazing dreads

Grew them in Mali all over his head

He’s so very awesome on the bongo drums

Made out of rubbish from a Kenyan slum

My mate Jeane’s in the Bristol Scene

I think she’s a punk because she

Dyes her hair green

She’s getting very well-known

Her song’s on an advert for Vodafone

Do you wanna go down the open mic

And sing a song like this?

This guy Ben’s got some famous friends

Like Peaches Geldof and Vampire Weekend

Sings songs about the Afghan war

I’d go and introduce you

If you weren’t so poor

Do you wanna go down the open mic

And sing a song like this?

Do you wanna go down the open mic

And suck my fucking dick?