Young Dad - HOFFMAESTRO

Listen fellow people 'cause I’ve got something to tell

I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell

I met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye

I didn’t know by then she’d mess up my life

I said you’ve got to join me, where ever I may roll

We jumped into a cab and headed for my home

Well inside my room she worked on my erection

Although kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection

One month later she calls me one day

Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don’t want to live that life

So I stick to what i prefer

Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme

This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine

We dated for a month steady giving me a boner

But this dude Jesus really seemd to own her

One time, the preacher out of sight

Trying to make a move there but something wasn’t right

She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange

Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged

One month later she calls me one day

Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don’t want to live that life

So I stick to what i prefer

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don’t want to live that life

So I stick to what i prefer

The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips

Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips

Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind

Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don’t want to live that life

So I stick to what i prefer

Will I be a young dad

Sit around in my flat with her

I don’t want to live that life

So I stick to what i prefer