Deep C Odyssey - Holy Molar

Praytell whats this vessel sinking in my eggcreme

Upon a closer look thy turkey neck gave way

To spite the mysterious lump in question

However, roadraging hormones cracked off the crown jewels

And with my taste of freedom I lept watch for pirates

Luckily, my skeleton key lies lubed up in your treasure chest

To swarth in borrowed booty

Yar!

'Twas with a sheer stroke of genious

I donned your blue beard and like a harpooned spermwhale

I lampoiled up and sunk to such depths that I rewrote Jules Verne