I-tunes Song - Homeboy Sandman

If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes

I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

You not liking me’s unlikely

So I’m asking you politely

Buy my MP3's or bite me

Boy Sand is now on I-Tunes

I don’t only write rhymes I write haikus

First album, hotter than Beirut

And that’s just a prelude

I don’t play fool but dude I paid dues

Sellin' my tunes to you is how I choose to pay for food

So pull out your pesos and pay soon

Join a movement, it’s all for one like April

Fools

Think about that last line

I’m good for makin' hits like national past times

If you don’t think that 'Boy Sandman is mad nice

You don’t care about the advancement of mankind

People always ask, «Man, how you come off?

And how could Jimmy Crack Corn pull his mask off?»

I tell 'em, «Buy the I-Tunes, very low cost

Then maybe we’ll talk.»

Beeeotch

If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes

I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

You not liking me’s unlikely

So I’m asking you politely

Buy my MP3's or bite me

Yeah

Download the software

Click on the icon it be right there

It’s not too pricey, it’s like breathin' a breath of fresh air

Find where it says, 'Buy Now' and press there

You’ll find my CD so manly, you’ll grow some chest hair

You know how movies are must sees?

Well, here’s a must hear

(That's not even a verse)

The beat goes on

The boy Delacroix when you’re back and forth like Ponce de Leon

If you’ve had enough of these rancid rogues

Flaccid flows

Better get your seat belt fastened bro

Exception of my Reebok Classics, this is not a fashion show

Kick your racket like McEnroe

Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats (HO!)

I don’t fuck with MC’s unless they sound unique

Cause anybody can repeat even parakeets

Run up on your malady with a panacea

Run up on ya like The Pirates Of The Caribbean

All up in your cavity, very cavalier

Drop a seed like Captain Planet and The Planeteers

Chicks become a fan of me, get a fatter rear

Like every Russian family’s got a Vladamir

Yep

If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes

I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll incite you

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

You not liking me’s unlikely

So I’m asking you politely

Buy my MP3's or bite me

2 Hungry Bros. got beats for days

And I raise a black fist even though it’s really beige

These chicks got mo' kicks than Crazy 88's

That’s a fresh set update

I don’t fret, I’ll be unafraid

Unfazed

Hoppin' in the fray

In the middle of the melee and I’m screamin' 'mayday'

I’m in the middle of my heyday when I’m on my A games

Like the middle of a Hurricane except there ain’t no +A Bay Bay+

Lately, pretty ladies

Line up at your man’s gate just to pull a baby

Instead of just sayin' «Hey» they wanna stay late

They want the mayonnaise

Array of profane phrases in my mainframe

So many irate tirades within my right brain

Set aside your full stereotypes, your rules don’t apply to me

(Here it is, we go)

One more time

If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes

I’ll entice you, I’ll excite you, I’ll ignite you, I’ll insight you

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

You not liking me’s unlikely

So I’m asking you politely

Buy my MP3's or bite me