Hey Dude - Hot Dad

Where the fuck are my homies all at?

The Bar None Dude Ranch, that’s where it’s at

Get away from my motherfucking job

Accounting is shit, yeah, it’s time to move on

I love pussy and I can’t get enough

Moving out West where there’s so much to fuck

Ride a horse, fuck a cactus all night

Find the devil in the desert, and that’s all right

My kid wants to skateboard but he can’t in the sand

I told that piece of shit, he’s gotta be a man

A beast named Cassie, a motherfucking dog

Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all fuck

The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack

Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack

I’m Ben Ernst, I got a real big cock

Fuckin' king of the ranch

I’m gonna stay on top

Hey, Hey Dude

Hey, Hey Dude

Put your lasso in the air

Hey, Hey Dude

Hey, Hey Dude

Get on a horse, hear?

Hey, Hey Dude

No fuckin' water in the desert

Hey, Hey Dude

Cowboys ride, cowboys die