Upper Sixth Loan Shark - Ian Anderson, Jethro Tull

Education, micro-managed

MBA: a doddle mastered

City-bound, Canary Wharf

A cushy number, fluky bastard

Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins

Hedge funds, wraps and equities

Lackeys, aides in fierce attendance

Trusts and gilts, reserve currencies

Liquid gold in safe ascendance

Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins

Treat myself to quality time, test a Porsche and snort a line

Eat Hermione for lunch

Set that glum PA a-jumping

Book front row tickets for something after we munch

Fast-tracked futures, and hard-nut traders

Feeding frenzy, pigs a-troughing

Fuelled by forecasts, and hot share options

Big fat bonus in the offing

Draconian calls for regulation

Are drowned in latte with Starbucks muffin

Mortgage melt-down: non est mea culpa

Threatened exit, stage left, laughing…

Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins

Banker bets, cheque’s in the post: not worth the ink it’s written in