Bit of Kit - Ian Dury

I want a three piece suit in black worsted

With a three button jacket and a notch lapel

With a boxy back, French shoulder

And a zig-zag raised seam that you do so well

Eighteen inch bottom trouser with a two inch cuff

No taper, no flare, just parallel

Nine hole air-wears, fisherman’s warms

Red long-johns, chill-proof vest of the snuggest fit

Second-hand Turnbull and Asser sea-island cotton shirt

With no collar attached to it

Black Burberry trenchcoat, white silk scarf

No groins or kettle, that should complete my kit

And then I want to live in a conversation area