Squeaky Clean - Ian Erix

Purity rings are marketing gold

Flaunting their virtues

So their bought and sold

We aint got issues

With the five and dime

Sell us whatever

Sinker, hook, and line

We buy image

Truth don’t matter

We help your wallets get fatter

Then Stop the presses

When scandal arrives

She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes

He’s playing innocent behind his guitar

Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star

They’re so pure, they’re so sweet

They’ll so take it off in the back seat

Appearances may not be what we think they are

And everybody wants to bag a Disney Channel Star

(Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)

Virginity is so tongue-in-cheek

Keeping ‘em on a

Solid winning streak

Yeah, there is honor

In good behavior

When sincerity lacks

Hypocrisy is no stranger

We buy image

So it don’t matter

And the chubby’s get fatter

Then Stop the presses

When scandal arrives

She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes

He’s playing innocent behind his guitar

Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star

They’re so pure, they’re so sweet

They’ll so take it off in the back seat

Appearances may not be what we think they are

And everybody wants to bag a Disney Channel Star

(Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you will see

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you’ll agree

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you will see

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you’ll agree

Then Stop the presses

When scandal arrives

She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes

He’s playing innocent behind his guitar

Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star

They’re so pure, they’re so sweet

They’ll so get it on the back seat

Appearances may not be what we think they are

And everybody wants to bang a Disney Channel Star

(Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you will see

Disney stars are squeaky clean

Shower with one and you’ll agree