Candyman - Insane Clown Posse

«Looking for some special candy, are you?»

«You know it.»

«Perhaps some bad candy?

Hmm?»

«Hell yeah»

«Maybe some of them two shot chew pops?

With enough punch to blow rude tops out

they poop box?»

«Uh huh»

«Them

are dandy, man.

Who’s equipped to get shit loads?

The candy man!"

Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones

Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

My variety of flavor depends on your paper

So if you can afford it, Candy can import it

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick

I gives a shit what you crave or how you choose to misbehave

Create a fuckin' sex slave or fill your tenth grave

Need a Pez dispenser, a Ruger with the sensor

Need a box of Red Hots, Glocks with the red dos

Come up with the cheddar, I’m runnin' through the dark web

Ain’t shit too hard to get, I’ll ship your sweetheart’s head

If the plastic come apart, the boxes comin' dark red

Even though a part bled, it’s well worth the charge bread

You lookin' for the

or them loud poppers?

I’ll get you crowd stoppers, or them silent cop droppers

Some shit that’ll breach the vest of ATF coppers

Even reach defense in urgent ghetto bird choppers

Got them popcorn top uniform heart stoppers

Big shop pig pop and fuckin' wig floppers

Got them suckers and yuckers and fuckin' truffles and puckers

And hip hop for your hots blowin' through you mother fuckers

Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones

Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)

So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

It’s sticky, yummy, gooey, chewy, tasty, and delicious

Here for your darkest, sickest, vicious, twisted wishes

Would you like my sugar sticky?

Give my dick a licky

I choke bitches while fuckin' them, all bruises, ho, no hickies

Try my candy-coated roofies, got them loosies Cosby uses

Loose screws, chewy juices, uses, and excuses

I got annual manuals, teach you pantyhose strangle holds

Got you yankable ankle bolts or your hangable bangables

Try my edible deadables, have 'em readably spreadable

I got federal medicals, she give head

bendable

Trinkets and devices, what you think, and be precisive

Candy can meet your demands if you can meet with Candy’s prices

Holla holla holla holla scooby doobie pooper scoop

Fresh and fruity, pull up roll-up, hold up, blow up juicy fruit

Hoops, loops, fruits, scoops, fudge chunks, poop chutes

I double popped them troubled cops and bopped them out they blue boots

Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones

Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)

So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops

Who gots all and more?

The Candyman

Power dips, pink chew, sour lips

Who’s your link to all and more?

The Candyman

Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops

Who gots all and more?

The Candyman

Power dips, pink chew, sour lips

Who’s your link to all and more?

The Candyman

Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops

Who gots all and more?

The Candyman

Power dips, pink chew, sour lips

Who’s your link to all and more?

The Candyman

Booger sugar, blue dots, red pops

Who gots all and more?

The Candyman

Power dips, pink chew, sour lips

Who’s your link to all and more?

The Candyman

Two scoops, goosebumps, mud stumps, tombstones

Fruit juice, loose lumps, fudge chunks, scoop cones

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man

My variety of flavor (Flavor) depends on your paper (Paper)

So if you can afford it (Money) Candy can import it (What money?)

I’m the candy man, got your candy, man

Get your fanny ready quick, I’ll have it handy, man