Hooker - Insane Clown Posse

I’m pathetic, I’ll admit it

Ain’t no hoes that’ll let me hit it

I tried so hard, spent so much cash

Makes no difference, I get no ass

I go to the titty bars and make it rain

Get a lap dance, but it ain’t the same

I even tried all the dating websites

It only led to more lonely nights

But just as I had a date who no-showed

I seen this hottie, so my car slowed

It was a hooker, and I had fifty bucks

So my dick she sucked

And

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

Call me John, and I’ll say, «That's right»

I had a hooker on my dick last night

And yes, she was a meth head

And yes, she stunk up the bed spread

And yes, she had syphilis

But I wore a rubber when I split the guts

I don’t give a fuck.

I got no time

To date and buy hoes expensive wine

I ain’t tryna buy you a piece of steak

With this hard-earned money I make

But I pay for the neden.

Thank you, Miss

Fuck for an hour but never kiss

You’re probably thinking that I’m dirty

That’s okay, 'cause I think you’re nerdy

The same damn ho that you fucking love so much

Charged me fifty bucks

And

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

What can you buy with a fifty spot?

You can get some neden, if she’s hot

It ain’t you fault she needs the cash

It’s a fair trade;

you need some ass

Hey baby, you want me to suck your cock for fifty bucks?

You want mama to come sit on your lap, honey?

Come on, baby.

I know you got fifty bucks.

I’ll your butt for ya

You want me to get that brown eye?

Come on.

It’s only fifty

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it

Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

(Just fifty bucks!)

You want me to your mustache for you, honey?

(Just a fifty spot!) (Hell yeah!)

Come on, baby, you want felcher?

(Oh yeah!)

Fifty bucks, baby

(I got a hundo on that!)

I know you want some pussy, baby

(Oh, you only want fifty?)

You want a Cleveland steamer?

(Ooh!)

Cash me out

(Count me in!)