Six Pedophiles - Insane Clown Posse

Okay, tomorrow we’re gonna take a look at chapters 34 and 35, alright?

And don’t forget this Friday, test papers are due

No, no, I told you last week that they would be due on Friday, okay?

So, make sure that’s taken care of, and we’ll see you tomorrow

The first pedophile, he was teacher

I waited for school to end, under the bleachers

I walked down the halls, dragging my axe

He was pinning papers to the board with tacks

I slipped in the room and raised my weapon

And whistled as he turned around for a second

I buried the blade deep into his scalp

He never even had a chance to cry for help

The next pedophile, he drove a cab

I held him down on 13th Ave

We made some small talk about the weather

All while I got my wire together

He stopped at the light, eyes on the road

I slipped my cord right around his throat

With my knees up, I yanked it back

His head fell forward into his lap

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The third pedophile, he worked at home

He probably considered it his safety zone

But he was wrong.

I walked right in the door

His chihuahua was barking, but not anymore

He came around the corner.

I blasted him flat

And beat him horrendous with a baseball bat

Caved his skull in and left it there

In a pile of blood, brains, bones, and hair

The next pedophile, he did construction

Showed up on the site looking for destruction

Picked up a nail gun, as soon as I spot him

He asked who the fuck I was.

I shot him

Three or four more times, all in the neck

And then picked up a sledge hammer and broke his back

Hit him again in the back of the head

His whole skull exploded into a spread

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The fifth pedophile was a children’s doctor

I grabbed my hatchet, the predator chopper

Walked in his office, the nurse tried to stop me

I gave her a choice: Leave or be chopped meat

She was out of there.

I kicked the door in

There he was, website kiddie porn exploring

One swift swing straight down was fatal

His whole head split like a tomato

The last pedophile, he had no job

He was a fuckin' bum who lived with his mom

The lady was old.

I waited for her to leave

Simple, with a .38 up my sleeve

I knocked on the door.

This shit is gonna be fun

I shot him in the belly.

He tried to run

I shot him in both legs, and finally the head

And like that, left him on the front lawn dead

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…four five six, six

One two three four five six, six

One two three four five six, six

One two three four five six, six

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