The Midway - Insane Clown Posse

Ladies and gentlemen, bring your dollar bills

Ones, fives, tens and twenties, and more

Bring 'em this way to the Dark Carnival’s midway games

Win a giant stuffed animal

The prize is yours and they money is ours

At the fun and challenging midway games

Hey there, fellow, win a prize for your girlfriend’s heart

(How?) Pop a balloon with a dart

It’s impossible to miss (I popped all three)

We got a big winner!

Give him an NSYNC sticker

(Huh? What about them big stuffed animal toys?)

You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys

Then he spent 'til he won and he saw it was made in Guatamalamala

It won’t last him 'til tomorrow

Step over here, son, win a fat prize

Look how easy it is, wipe your eyes

All you gotta do is toss a ring on a bottle top

So you try it again, and you won’t stop

It look so fucking easy at first

That’s why your mom keeps digging in her purse

She spent her last seventy five bucks, but you not hit

Because you tried so hard, you get a goldfish

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Hit up one of our many on site ATMs

And come play a few of our stale and cheap

Low budget, high profitable midway games

Excuse me sir, do you like to shoot hoop?

It’s a simple concept, throw the ball through the loop

And look at these prizes, it’s worth a try

And plus, you look like an athletic guy

(Fair enough, give me three shots) Good luck!

One brick, two brick, three brick (He sucks)

Meanwhile, the ball’s getting bigger then the hoop

And we’re getting paid 'cause people are stupid

Shoot three rubber duckies off the track

And you can win anything in the back

(Whoa! Check it out, dude, they got a Drake poster!)

(I know, and I want it! Let’s go for it)

Little did they know, only two ducks fall back

The rest of 'em are welded to the tracks

Good shooting!

You definitely came close, sir

One more and you would’ve had that sweet poster

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

While you are enjoying our midway games

Don’t worry about our pill popping junkie-ass meth head carnies

Cheating you out of your hard-earned money

This game is the easiest, give it a try

You know you want to, don’t just walk by

All you gotta do is knock three cups over

With a bean bag, easy as a three leaf clover

So you try it again and again, you keep playing

'Cause you’d have no idea what the cups are weighing

Ain’t no fucking way a bean bag is gonna tip these down

Welcome to the carnival, clown

Hey Dad, win a prize for your son

This game has prizes for everyone

Come try the high bell, swing the big mallet

Come try the dunk tank, see if you can nail it

You can’t leave with nothing, try it again

Where’d you win that prize?

Run back and tell a friend

Balls, darts, bee bees, and water games

We got many, many ways to ensure that you’re all all lames

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back