Pain Killer - J.K. Simmons

My dear fallen princess

You’re in pain, what a shame

You could really use something

To get you back in the game

Life shouldn’t be

Only misery

Endless agony and anguish

Life should be more

Than something to endure

You can’t just lie in bed and languish

So if you can barely bear existence

Perhaps I can be of some assistance

They call me the Pain Killer

There’s no boo-boo that I can’t fix

Yes, I’m the Pain Killer

I just reach into my bag of tricks

So pain, pain, go away

'Cause I’m the Pain Killer and I’m here to stay

Hey!

It’s plain to see

You’re hurtin' desperately

And according to my calculations

It’s been quite a while

Since you even cracked a smile

You need to remedy that situation (pronto!)

'Cause just givin' up’s out of the question

So please allow me to make one suggestion

You should call the old Pain Killer

Also known as your new best friend

Yes, I’m the Pain Killer

And I’ll get you high on life again

So pain, pain, go away

'Cause I’m the Pain Killer and I’m here to stay

(Instrumental break)

Everybody now!

Pain Killer

It’ll leave you without a care

Yes, I’m the Pain Killer

These are highly addictive!

Beware!

So pain, pain, go away

Don’t come again, no how, no way

If you prefer pleasure

Then let’s say it together

When I say «pain»

You say «killer,» okay?

(Okay!)

Pain Killer

What’s my name?

Pain Killer

I think they’ve got it

Pain Killer

I’m the Pain Killer and I’m here to stay

You’ll be feelin' no pain today