Confederate Fag - Jack Off Jill

Momma killed the baby

Now the daddy was in town

Drove up in his pickup truck

And buried her underground

The rebel force will save me

Pink panties on the ground

What they said was so unreal

I guess it was profound

When they said

Everybody?

Anybody?

Somebody?

Nobody!

Mister Anti-Everything, atari stick in hand

Bashed me on the forehead

So I could understand

He smeared his face with lipstick

And yelled and screamed real loud

Point in my direction

And rubed semen on the crowd

When he said

Everybody?

Anybody?

Somebody?

Nobody!

Everyone needs a hero

Nobody needs a star

Will you still adore me

When I’ve gone way too far?

The rebel force will save me

They grabbed my little hand

Threw me in the pickup truck

Cause I don’t understand…