My Cat (94) - Jack Off Jill

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat.

When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he’s a pussy superstar!

My cat

Cool cat.

My cat is everywhere

Sees what he can see

He may not be an actor

He acts atrociously

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he’s a pussy superstar!

My cat is crazy

He’s everything to me

My cat burns the bible and he thinks its so funny

He isn’t very good

He isn’t very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of art.

He hates me as much as I hate you

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat!

When I see him walking

Makes no sense to me

My cat is everywhere

We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing

He can play the guitar

He may not be an actor

But he’s a pussy superstar!

My cat is crazy

He’s everything to me

My cat burns the bible and he thinks its so funny

He isn’t very good

He isn’t very smart

He may not be Picasso

But he is a work of… art

My cat is handsome

He can play the guitar

He can break my arm in seven places

He can eat a whole watermelon!

My cat, my cat!