Sit & Chuckle - Jahcoozi

I sit and chuckle and think of when I was small\nI sit and chuckle and think I was scared of you all\nI sit and chuckle and think shoe buckles\nAnd lemme tell u baby I’m Sri Lankan boy\nI sit and chuckle and im tryin to be humble now\nI sit and chuckle coz I know made it anyhow\nI sit and chuckle when I think of you fuckers\nWho I envied coz I thought you were just another lucky cow\nI sit and chuckle coz I thought you better\nThan I could’ve ever been\nU were white and clever queen\nIt didn’t matter that you thought you were better\nThan I could ‘ve ever\nBeen back then you were queen\n— Back then, back when, when we were friends\nBack then as child when I could never make sense\nOf the fact that you share your drink with your white friends\nBut not with me the paki with the lurgy\nYou didn’t wanna share your Five Alive with me\nI’m back from the past, I’m back to haunt thee\nLet’s just see who’s gonna rule this century\nYou and Enoch Powell are gonna be a rarity\nThen I went out to a headbanger pub\nTeenage snog already hard enough\nSkinny white rock boy don’t want Paki muff\nTime to change scene, yeah I’d had enough …\nI’d had enough of the black, white, brown stuff\nSo I swapped over to the heavy green stuff\nDaily consume I didn’t give a fuck\nI moved out and moved in with a greek Cypriot!\nIs it all still all of them Oxbridge Rahs?\nTurks in the kitchen\nArabs at the bar\nLakshmi Mittel is a tax-paying star\nIf Sri lankans are cool, then Chechens ain’t far