Looking for the Girl - Jarvis Cocker

Let’s get some frames exposed

Shed your staples and your clothes

Now give me all you’ve got to give, positive and negative

F-stops and G-strings, two of my favourite things

I don’t want to join in

And here you must be joking

I just want to photograph you

Where have you been all my life

I don’t want you for my wife

I like to look, and you look great, in 5 by 4 or 10 by 8

On the page, you are my muse

In my owns, you have no use

You’d better stay under the bed

Or in the dark of my darkroom instead

Because I just want to photograph you

Photographs don’t hug you

Photographs don’t get old

Photographs, photographs, photographs do as they are told

All the things I said I do, I never could have done

Because I’ve already shot my loads

And let me load another one

You don’t like my attitude?

Well I, I only like you when you’re nude

No, I don’t want you to be real

Too much hard work does not appeal

No, I just want to photograph you