X-Mas Card - Jeff Rosenstock

You sent a Christmas card

To my parents

I get nothing

I get nothing

You could have at least sent something mean

Saying how happy you have been

You could have at least sent something cruel

To cut out the guessing

I had an evil plan

To send you a

Collage of letters

That you wrote

I didn’t

I could have at least sent something mean

To show how pathetic I have been

I should have at least sent something cruel

To show how I miss you

Ooh, oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Ooh, oh oh

I’ve analyzed what this could mean

Only means just one thing

I’ve analyzed what this could mean

Only means just one thing