Y-Y-Y-Y-Yup ! - Jerry Lewis

Now I went out to take a walk today and it was sunny.

My hope was that my eyes were fine and in my pocket money.

Then I saw her standing there she was a pretty sight.

But when she turned to walk away, I really the saw the light!

And I went, YEP!

Ain’t she nice?

YEP!

Said it twice.

I’ve never seen a gal who looks so friendly in retreat.

YEP!

She got aboard a streetcar and I wasn’t far behind her.

But when I got inside I looked around and didn’t find her.

I looked at all the faces but I really couldn’t tell.

The car had stopped and she got off.

And then I knew her well!

And I went YEP!

There she goes, YEP!

What a rose.

I may not recognize her face but when she starts to go.

YEP!

Tallyho!

I followed her right to the house she got inside before.

I had a hope that when she took a look she would adore me.

I cleared my voice and took a breath, and knoced upon the door.

It wasn’t her that answered it was someone 6 foot 4!

And he went YEP!

PROSTITUTE!

YEP!

That’s the truth!

Today I’m in the hospital,

and oh there goes the nurse.

YEP!

This is EVEN WORSE!!!