Fat Man - Jethro Tull

Don’t want to be a fat man

People would think that I was just good fun, man

Would rather be a thin man

I am so glad to go on being one, man

Too much to carry around with you

No chance of finding a woman who

Will love you in the morning and

All the nighttime too

Don’t want to be a fat man

Have not the patience to ignore all that

Hate to admit to myself

I thought my problems came from being fat, man

Won’t waste my time feeling sorry for him

I’ve seen the other side to being thin

Roll us both down a mountain and I’m sure

The fat man would win