Plain Jane - Jewel

You wear couture clothing like a hunter wears camouflage

Hiding insecurity hoping no one ever catches on

You like to read scientific magazines like Vanity Fair

There was a well-written article about serotonin in there

You keep the same company you think Coco kept too

You wear a bracelet on your wrist that says What Would Elvis Do?

You make snide comments in private but in public you’re fashionably green

You’re ironic, but not too proud to brag, you know what it really means

Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain

Fashion still works until you realize you’re the same

Plain Jane

You have a rock hard body but you only make love in the dark

Beneath painted legs you’re afraid they’ll see what’s really in your heart

You say cool things like at least murder is interesting

Cause the worst crime a person can commit in life is to be boring

Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain

Fashion still works until you realize you’re the same

Plain Jane

Such a sweet face, just embrace the real you

You will see it’s just lovely and more than enough to be loved

Yes, loved

Loved

Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain

And fashion still works until you realize you’re the same

Plain

What’s wrong with plain old Jane?

Kinda like plain Jane

I like plain Jane