Clever - Jill Sobule

I can be clever, I can be clever

I can charm your pants off, I can be clever

And I can be funny, I can make you laugh

I know how to amuse you, I can make you laugh

And I can be tender ooohh I can be dirty

I can make you feel like you rule the world

And I could be patient ooohh I can be kind

I know how to listen or look like I am

I can be trusted ooohh I can be trusted

As far as you can throw me, I can be trusted

I can be blue I can get real depressed

I can stay all day in my bed

I can get anxious ooohh I can get anxious

When I think of you I just get anxious

I can get angry ooohh I can get angry

I can smash your windshield I can get angry

I can’t wait to be in your arms again

'Cause I always think this will be the last time

When you dig deep and you see more and you get bored

I could be sorry I could be sorry

About your windshield I’d be sorry

And I could be clever ooohh I could be clever

I can charm your pants off

I can be clever