Soldiers of Christ - Jill Sobule

Our lord loves the family, our lord loves the saved

Our lord love the unborn babies and the NRA

Our lord hates the liberals, the faggots and their friends

We’re soldiers of Christ and we’re here to defend

The way it used to be

The way it ought to be

The way it’s gonna to be again

In the days of Cain and Abel

In the days of crusades

In the days of inquisitions

They made the damned behave

Before emancipation

Before Roe and Wade

Before they taught the little children

That they evolved from apes

The way it used to be

The way it ought to be

The way it’s gonna be again

When we’re in heaven you’ll be sorry then

Our lord loves the sinner as long as he don’t sin

He knows the thoughts you’re thinking

He knows with whom you’ve been

And our lord loves this country, he’s with you at the polls

He knows the lever that you pull

He’s keeping track of souls

The way it used to be

The way it ought to be

The way it’s gonna to be again

When we’re in heaven you’ll be sorry

When we’re in heaven you’ll be sorry

When we’re in heaven you’ll be sorry then

Gonna be sorry then!