Zombies - Jim Davies

I think it’s pretty safe to say

You’re self-obsessed

You’re an addict for the likes

And your next request

We your people all hanging on

What you do next

Check in to the gym

'Cos we’ll be so impressed

You live your whole life

Through a 3-inch screen

You filmed the whole gig

But you don’t know who you’ve seen

You film the mugging on the tube

That was sweet

You’ll definitely be getting

More numbers next week

There’s no secrecy

So please hashtag me

There’s no privacy

So random people download me

There’s no decency

So just send money

You want equality?

Well I’ll hate you if you’ll hate me

You zombie

You zombie

You zombie

You zombie

I can’t wait to see

Your diet this week

You say you’ve gone vegan

But that looks a lot like meat

Congratulations

You passed the screen test

Forty hours on your phone

This week — you’re best!

Shame you were too busy

When your friend felt depressed

'Cos now she’s six foot under

You’ve got issues to address

There’s no secrecy

So please hashtag me

There’s no privacy

So here’s my life in entirety

There’s no decency

On this frequency

You don’t know me

So expose your life so needlessly

The human race has gone to shit

I say we do away with it

And start a race of cyborg clones

Of Elon Musk — no need for phones!

There’s no secrecy

So please hashtag me

There’s no privacy

So random people download me

There’s no decency

So just send money

You want equality?

Well I hate you if you hate me

You zombie

You zombie

You zombie

You zombie