Cartoons and Vodka - Jinkx Monsoon

Baby I’ve been stompin' around in these heels for all the goddamn day

I got aches and annoyance from living to earn my pay

Yet some piece and quiet from you would really go a long way

So ease it down

You see I’m tired, I’m spent

I’m really feeling my age

You know life is twice as hard when you’re living half on the stage

And I barely have the energy to sing you this song

So let’s get some cartoons and Vodka

And do 'em all night long

Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

You can call me juvenile, but I’m picky on how I spend my time

Don’t you know, it takes two crates of makeup to go out lookin' this fine

I don’t work these nails to the bone to hear you squabble and whine

So help me out

You better believe that I’m hot, I’m wet

And it’s really not fair

Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, there honey, to bring me up for air

And I’ve been too blown to rest these bones for a long country mile

So let’s get some cartoons and Vodka

And put 'em on for a while

Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

Oooh, drink them down, drink 'em down, oooh, drink them down

Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down down, oh, oh, oooh

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down